#ATFU #RustyWrites #BASEDORIGINS #TheCaillouCode #LikeCaillou
Hey, y’all. It’s me, Russ.
the #BASEDRUSTY IS IN HERE WITH #230COLORS ON AND I’M FINNA #SWAG Y’ALL THE FUCK OUT! FASTEN YOUR SEAT BELTS! PURPLE GREEN LEMON BROWN, Y’ALL! #LIkeCaillou #nshit!!! - the #BASEDRUSTY #ATFU
not right now, dude…I need to explain your crazy ass to these people cuz some of them think that I’m REALLY you…that’s why I provided them with the two pictures (that ‘Chief’ picture was taken by @LAX2NRT along with fiffylebben others and she really made me feel like I was worth taking pictures of. I salute her talent every time I look at these shots of me, man.)
I AM THE #BASEDRUSTY AND THAT IS A SELF-PORTRAIT WITH #240COLORS IN IT. VERY #RARE. #SUITABLEFORFRAMING. Please, have at it. #YoureWelcome - the #BASEDRUSTY #ATFU
When I was creating the #BASEDRUSTY, I didn’t know that was what I was doing. I have something that I post a lot, say to myself and believe in, wholeheartedly. This is my saying and my M.O. with everything I do…EVERYTHING.
‘Life is Art. Art is Life. Deal with it.’
I deal with a lotta things.
I HANDLE SHIT. - the #BASEDRUSTY #ATFU
I deal with the #BASEDRUSTY. That’s my guy. When I was put up on #BASED music by @Catf1sh (one of my favorite people in my social-media circle, man. Thank God for #SHRUGLIFE), I really didn’t know what to think. Yes, I did. I hated it. I thought it was silly and something this kid, @LILBTHEBASEDGOD. I told Catfish, “NAH, MAN. NAH.”, but Catfish had a feeling I would dig some stuff and his enthusiasm for the OVERALL ATTITUDE and WORK-ETHIC of #BASED was something I related to.
‘Fish kept thanking the #BASEDGOD. I kept seeing him tweet about it. I asked him to send me some Youtube links that proved this kid could actually rap. I said “I’ll send you a #BASED mixtape and sent me a ZIP file (brilliant move…keep reading) I listened to it…I thought some of it was silly and some stuff he was doing to get attention…again…then I turned my ‘NAH, MAN, NAH…’ filter off…and I listened again.
The kid can rap. The kid makes points. Some of it is silly and he is doing it to get attention…and it’s brilliant.
GOT DAMB, #BASEDGOD! YOUR #SWAG IS ON HUNNIT MILLION! CAN THE #BASEDRUSTY BORROW SOME #SWAG! #WOO! I NEED TO BORROW SOME #SWAG! LET ME COOK, #BASEDGOD! LET ME COOK, #BASEDGOD! THE #BASEDRUSTY WANTS TO COOK FOR YOU! #SWAG #ATFU OUT!
I went to Youtube and researched #BASED more and found that…well, there was only ONE dude doing #BASED music, the aforementioned #BASEDGOD. #ThankYouBasedGod.
“OH SHIT. Lemme watch these videos. Lemme watch these fan videos. Wait…HAHAHA! AWW, MAN! HAHA! This is AWESOME! What is he wearing?? Why does the child have a spatula…? Shit, lemme make a fan video. This is FUN. HAHA!”
I announced to the world via Twitter that their buddy, Rusty Redenbach, Big Chief Ripple Rocket, is #BASED. People thought I was stupid. “WHAT? You like that guy?” and I began the same process of swagging people out as Catfish had done for me. “Dude, he’s got 2500 songs you can download, you’ll HAFTA like something.” “Man, the guy does what he WANTS. He’s punk rock as fuck! He doesn’t care what you think and that is so #SHRUGLIFE, I hafta support it. I hafta, man. That’s me, man.” “The kid will exceed your expectations…and look who he WANTS to work with. You gotta try, man. He’s gonna get there. I see it, man.”
Fast forward to July 4 of this year. Catfish sends me the ‘Like Caillou’ freestyle with the quote; “Listen to this amazing #BASED freestyle.”. I NATURALLY thought it was Lil B, because he was the only person I was familiar with that claimed #BASED. I was wrong. At first, when the beat hit with all the cussin on the intro juxtaposed against a child singing about being 4 years old, I FELL OUT. GENIUS.
‘Her pussy bald like Caillou /#Swag #swag like Caillou/I’m good, nigga, how you?/Go way back like Caillou..’
The flow is RIDICULOUS. It matches the beat SO PERFECTLY. The beat is THE BEAT OF THE YEAR.
It is IMMEDIATE, CATCHING, JARRING, HYSTERICAL, and ENTRANCING.
(that was me, #BASEDRUSTY will talk to you in bold print…and #230Colors, #Swag)
I was at work when I heard it and once I got done with some stuff that was real and important… I had to cook to it. I had to. After I performed my chef duties, I listened harder…
“That ain’t #BASEDGOD. It’s @YungGodBASED…!!! PAY HOMAGE! PAY HOMAGE! OH SHIT. WOW! This dude, Lil B has started his own brand of hip-hop ALL BY HIMSELF. And it’s all about doing whatever the fuck you want, exceeding expectations, and letting people say whatever it is they hafta say about you as long as they talk about you. And there’s so much work there, there’s NO way anyone could label you as overall ‘wack’. I am so fucking with this, man. #SWAG Rusty theeeeeeeee fuck out, please. I think I’m Peggy Fleming. Finna skate on these fools. Woo. #ThankYouBasedGod.”
(I told you I was #BASED a long time ago.)
Now, I have taken on the role of the #BASEDRUSTY as another means to show you something about ALL Music, ALL art, ALL things that become popular. If you look at the stuff he talks about on here and really pay attention to what he is talking about as opposed to the fact that he’s a mouth-breather, you actually might catch on. Seriously. If you follow me on Twitter, have listened to my music or mixes I post here, or just holler at me, you’ll see a wide range of reference. I use that same frame of reference for the #BASEDRUSTY…and if you’ve been listening, the #BASEDRUSTY is free to try ANYTHING on that #LikeCaillou beat….and you would know that…
…unless you just see a “dumb guy standing there with his mouth open…” which is precisely what I want some of y’all to see…so he can school you for not listening and looking beyond the way someone looks…
#BASEDEREST. <— ( @foxxyjewell said that and it’s GOLDEN. She’s an amazing lady too. Check her out.)
(We’ll talk more about that later. This story is continuing…and I have a number in my head. That’s for me. Just hang tight with the #BASEDRUSTY. He’s having a lotta fun and he appreciates all the support)
I WILL SPEAK FOR MYSELF! I AM the #BASEDRUSTY. THE POWER OF CAILLOU IS FOR THE PEOPLE! JAY-Z TELLS YOU TO WEAR $300 JEANS. I TELL YOU TO WEAR #230COLORS AND #SWAG YOURSELF OUT. I AM REAL. I LOVE MY FRIENDS AND WANT GOOD THINGS FOR YOU…AND ME TOO. #YoureWelcome - the #BASEDRUSTY! #ATFU #LIKECAILLOU SHOUT TO ALL MY #ALLEYANGELS. I LOOK LIKE 30 GALLONS OF RAINBOW SHERBET. #SWAG the #BASEDRUSTY OUT. #ATFU
I LOVE ART of all kinds. I LOVE when someone is creative when making a statement and making sure it gets seen and heard.
the #BASEDRUSTY IS AMAZING! LISTEN TO ALL MY #RARE #LIKECAILLOU #ATFU BASED FREESTYLES HERE!! YOU CAN HAVE THEM TOO! THEY ARE ALL ON MY PAGE WITH LINKS TO MEET THE PEOPLE I #SWAG OUT! I HAVE COME TO ENLIGHTEN YOU. YELLOW BURNT SIENA GREEN KINDA TAN #ORANJE. I CONTINUE TO WORK ACROSS MULTIPLE SOCIAL-MEDIA PLATFORMS IN AMAZING WAYS TO MAKE YOUR LIFE MORE COLORFUL #LIKECAILLOU. #SWAG #YoureWelcome - the #BASEDRUSTY #ATFU
ALLEY, man…we’re doing it. #ATFU - All Together For Us.
ME TOO, #SWAG @THETORNADOALLEY OUT. #YoureWelcome - the #BASEDRUSTY. #ATFU
Heh…stay tuned. He and I will continue to break things down as we figure them out…or decide to. It’s all on the #BASEDRUSTY. He does what he wants…
#ATFU #NAPTOWN #SHRUGLIFE #TBM #LANON ADIYM
I SIGN ALL MINE LIKE THAT TOO! - the #BASEDRUSTY.
Shhh… we told them enough.
#BASEDRUSTY #ATFU #LikeCaillou #FreeDownload
@Catf1sh (one of my favorite follows on Twitter. #Shruglife did that.) turned me on to the original version of this song and it saved my Friday a coupla weeks ago. Just 87 seconds of pure fun, man. The beat, the rap, everything, just my SHIT! HAHAH! I played it all day the first day I heard it and couldn’t keep it outta my head. It’s hypnotic and energetic, which is a rare combo.
That led to me making this video. You all know I am working my way to TOP CHEF, so if you wanna see how my cooking has progressed, hit the link.
‘LET RUSTY COOK! SWAG CAILLOU OUT!’ (#BASED)
Then when @MrKinetik and I played our album-release party last week, I had to give Caillou his proper credit for being the swagged out tyke that he is. I freestyled a bit about what was going down and had to rep for the youngster.
…and the love for the little gee, Caillou doesn’t stop. Today I recorded this to share with y’all, have some fun with this shit, man. We’ve been having so much fun with this song, I figured it was time to go ahead and record something in earnest.
Click the pic to download my ‘Caillou #ATFU Based Freestyle’. Swag with me and my lil brother, Caillou, as @TheTornadoAlley reps for all the #BASED heads out there riding with us too.
It’s ALL ‘hip-hop’. Now throw your hands in the sky…and wave em from side to side, then swag me out.
#ATFU #SHRUGLIFE #TBM #LANON #NAPTOWN
@RustyMK2 cooking to Caillou #Based Freestyle
Disappointed I didn’t see #RustysSuit
Four years old, four years old. Iont match for nothin…