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Today, Twitter is ablaze with reaction to Geraldo ‘Jerry Rivers’ Rivera stating that Trayvon Martin’s hoodie is as much to blame for his death as the racial-profiling, trigger-happy, overzealous vigilante that stalked him and killed him. This is a typical ‘blame the victim’ statement that makes no sense in anyone’s world.
It’s no different than saying of a rape victim, “She shouldn’t have been wearing that.”
Since I have committed myself to protecting my neighborhood and community, I wanted to make you aware of the dangers of the ‘hoodie’. When you see a ‘hoodie’, be prepared to bear arms and protect yourself at all costs.
Stand your ground, it’s ‘The Zimmerman Way’. You hafta be aware of the wardrobe of the enemy and ready to protect yourself with deadly force at all costs should you see what they are wearing…
Consider this post an education on ‘The Zimmerman Technique Of Community Protection’.
‘The George Zimmerman Technique Of Community Protection’
First picture; I don’t even need to tell you how dangerous these people are. You’ll see them in groups, they speak in a secret code (which, oddly enough, when set to a dance beat, is kinda catchy…IT’S A TRICK, DON’T BELIEVE THEIR LIES.) Obviously, he is brandishing a weapon, so be ready to fire immediately. In fact, shoot first, ask questions later.
Second picture; She is a known criminal. This piece of propaganda would have you believe the wolf is the bad one and has the upper hand, when in fact, SHE IS IN THE WOLF’S HOUSE. Note the not-so-subtle use of gang colors too. She is obviously pledging her allegiance to the ‘Bloods’. Should you see anyone that resembles this strumpet, do not assist her…HELP THE WOLF. Stand your ground.
Third Picture; An obviously evil person. I really don’t need to expound on this man. Worse than the bad guys in ‘Die Hard’. Total evil. Watch his activity, but DO NOT engage…as you can plainly see, his skin tone indicates that he’s kinda halfway okay, in some kinda way, somehow, I guess. Just leave him alone…no matter HOW BADLY you wanna follow him (and I know about those urges), just leave him alone.
Fourth Picture; These guys are cool.
Now, that you know what to look for, use this knowledge to make your neighborhood watch as successful as George Zimmerman’s.
*removes tongue from cheek*
Let’s get real…
SAY SUMN, PEOPLE.
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